ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
my favorite eye color is your eye color and my favorite height is your height and my favorite weight is your weight my favorite hands are your hands my favorite knees are your knees
So, I was counting the drawer at work, and I found an artifact from the Mishapocalypse.
I know Misha. If somehow this dollar makes its way into my possession, I can get it to him.
